Things are coming together for this shitpile of a polo gathering we’re working up. Remember, this is NOT a tournament. Leave your stupid, serious, not knowing how to enjoy a day of polo with friends at home. Yes, there will be prizes for things, maybe even designations such as “Most Obstructive Costume” or perhaps “Damn, you’re an idiot, just take this”, only time will tell.
Regardless we’ll have heaps of goodies for the taking, most of all will be fun. Don’t fuck around and start playing like an asshole (Bruce), cause we’re not having any of it. Remember, FUN, that’s what we’re here for. And beer. Fun and beer. And bourbon. Fun and beer and bourbon.
in sadder news, we got kicked out of the garage during pickup for the first time in nearly 4 years of unrestricted bliss. take note that during the boondoggle weekend, we may not be able to play 30+ hours of pickup and we might actually try night games at the courts. bring body armor as you deem appropriate.
don’t forget the bitches.
I can’t remember where, but i heard no zombies or mummies… i really wanted to be a toilet paper mummy– where’s the variance application?
thats too damn easy. get creative. do it and we’ll all wipe our dirty butts on you all day long.